http://forums.gouranga.com/iceyboard/ GOURANGA! Forums - Latest Posts en-en 2008-08-20T03:57:37-05:00 http://forums.gouranga.com/iceyboard/?ibaction=topic&post=93508#msg93508 <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gl_gUoHW-cQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gl_gUoHW-cQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br/><br/>Reasons why this is the coolest thing ever.<br/><br/>0:09 - Righteous theme tune kicks in-OH MY GOD, WILLIAM SHATNER, FUCK YES.<br/>0:14 - This is the best TV theme tune ever.<br/>0:21 - AJ and Disco, on the run from the law.<br/>0:24 - Shatner lovingly pats a computer and smiles as if it were his lover.<br/>0:30 - Shatner snaps and starts taking out police cars with a pistol.<br/>0:37 - Shatner looks manly and serious at the wheel as a bitchin' twin guitar solo plays.<br/>0:42 - COP CAR FLIES TO THE MOON.<br/>0:45 - What's better than a car chase? A CAR CHASE ON FIRE, CHRIST, YES.<br/>0:50 - To quote a youtube comment, &quot;I would gladly eat Heather Locklears shit.&quot;<br/>1:00 - Guy gets hit in the back of the leg and instead of folding over backwards, rolls forwards.<br/>1:01 - James Darren. Man of oak.<br/>1:07 - To quote my own internal monologue, &quot;I would gladly eat James Darren's shit.&quot;<br/>1:08 - Toupee! Blowing in the wind! Nothing can save you now!<br/>1:13 - FUCK YEAH, ROLL OVER BITCH.<br/>1:15 - Even James Darren falls in love when Shatner smirks. Who wouldn't?<br/>1:18 - CAR ON FIRE, INTO THE SEA.<br/>1:23 - It's all wrapping up now. What an awesome trio. Heather with her bulletproof hair, Darren with his swarthy oak sheen and of course Shatner, who probably chases down criminals and uses the tried and tested methods of either a karate chop to the back of the head or leaping at them, planting both feet into their chests in a dropkick sending them flying... OFF A CLIFF. ON FIRE. Also, Rick Husky is an absurd name.<br/><br/>Jesus Christ, I've got to find this show on DVD, it looks like the best thing ever. I mean, not up there with those crazy asian cop shows Touge always brings up, but those don't have William G. Shatner in them.<br/><br/>The &quot;G.&quot; stands for &quot;Goddamn.&quot; Maindrian 2008-08-19T20:03:26-05:00 http://forums.gouranga.com/iceyboard/?ibaction=topic&post=93507#msg93507 Might as well just make everyone a moderator, really. Half of them already are.<br/><br/>*ducks* Ameer 2008-08-19T00:34:37-05:00 http://forums.gouranga.com/iceyboard/?ibaction=topic&post=93506#msg93506 I fucking lose everything. It's not worth taking a picture of my games, because at least half of them are lost.<br/><br/>Here is a list of things that are lost that I wish were not (and this is the tip of the iceberg):<br/>Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars for SNES (the very best game ever)<br/>Wario Land for Game Boy (a very very excellent game that I never beat)<br/>Driver 2 (never beat it)<br/><br/>So, unless you want to see a picture of my Micro Machine collection from when I was little, no I don't collect anything. I don't have any hobbies or any friends. Because I'm a bit of a sad loser.<br/><br/>Or my porn collection. Ameer 2008-08-19T00:29:21-05:00 http://forums.gouranga.com/iceyboard/?ibaction=topic&post=93505#msg93505 Nah, Bane's just a really big guy with muscles and a mask, bit like a super sized mexican wrestler. I have no idea who or what that character is meant to be. Looks like some sort of supersize version of Killer Croc at best guess.<br/><br/>It's not that it looks good (it does) or that the Riddick guys are doing it (good game) it's more Paul Dini is writing it, that excites me the most. Love that guy. Maindrian 2008-08-18T22:42:52-05:00 http://forums.gouranga.com/iceyboard/?ibaction=topic&post=93504#msg93504 Mandy you know they are working on a new Batman game using the Unreal 3 engine, done by the same team that made Riddick so it should be nothing short of awesome:<br/><br/><a href="http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/17332/Batman-Arkham-Asylum-First-Screenshots/">news.teamxbox.com/xbox/17332/Batman-Arkham-Asylum-First-Screenshots/</a><br/><br/>I'm guessing the big guy is bane? 2na 2008-08-18T19:58:05-05:00 http://forums.gouranga.com/iceyboard/?ibaction=topic&post=93503#msg93503 That's 'cos you're scared of girls Touge he he he Lobster Martin 2008-08-18T19:51:13-05:00 http://forums.gouranga.com/iceyboard/?ibaction=topic&post=93502#msg93502 Quote: Dan Wei<br/><span style="border:1px solid #000;display:block;padding:4px;float:left">What are you on about, there was easily at least 80 games in my room. Not to mention the countless others i have lost. </span><br style="clear:both" /><br/><br/>Alright, alright, I was distracted by the german helmet and the bass.<br/><br/>Guess I'm just a hoarding bastard. If it came down to it, I'd get rid of the Tony Hawks games and that is all. Possibly a few of the X-box games, possibly the Tenchu ones, but it'd still feel like cutting my fingers off.<br/><br/>Also, perhaps if I could find a complete sucker, I'd get rid of the Final Fantasy collection at a massively overinflated price. As much as it'd probably pain me, I don't need those. Maindrian 2008-08-18T19:10:01-05:00 http://forums.gouranga.com/iceyboard/?ibaction=topic&post=93501#msg93501 My games collection consists of my current stack of Xbox 360 games.<br/><br/>My old stuff always gets sold or given to mates. 2na 2008-08-18T18:30:22-05:00 http://forums.gouranga.com/iceyboard/?ibaction=topic&post=93500#msg93500 Quote: Maindrian<br/><span style="border:1px solid #000;display:block;padding:4px;float:left">Your banzor is weak old man. What use is a few hours? Make it a day and let 'em feel it.<br/><br/></span><br style="clear:both" /><br/><br/>I’m peaty sure it’s so they can get out of it; make another post and receive yet another ban from the man.<br/><br/>Either way it’s hilarious. 2na 2008-08-18T17:56:14-05:00 http://forums.gouranga.com/iceyboard/?ibaction=topic&post=93499#msg93499 What are you on about, there was easily at least 80 games in my room. Not to mention the countless others i have lost. <br/><br/>I have for some reason also started to collect the pairs of glasses i find at work. Dan Wei 2008-08-18T16:50:09-05:00